Ur välkomstbrev för nya kursen:

”No gum chewing in klass, the fire exits are clearly marked, and we will be grading according to a capricious scale based primarily on height and personal hygiene only. There will not be a midterm and we will not accept notes from your mother. Oh, and we won’t actually be grading. Unless that’s what you need — in which case, see me after klass and bring me a drawing of an apple.”

Hehe. En lärare i min smak.

(Och jodå, han kan nog stava till class – k-stavningarna är en gimmick för kursen.)